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i cybered on omegle today

You:
hi
Stranger:
hey
You:
wanna cyber
Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:
ya
Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
You:
i come into ur bedroom
You:
and ur sleeping
You:
and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:
I'm still asleep
You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:
and u wake up and smile
Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:
cutting off your penis
Stranger:
wait
You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:
Then what...?
You:
I HATE YOU
Stranger:
I didn't cheat
You:
you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:
nobody ever knows what happened
You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:
the end
Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
You:
not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.
…I’m a nerd.


I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.

did-yuo-kno:

alibody:

The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air.  The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue.  If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.

…I’m a nerd.

I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.